Oh em gee wut da fuq?!?! DX

Today I was, like, dancin' to mai Black Eyed Peas jamz in teh public (was listenin' to mai humps on mai ipod) and I was all like, "Mai humps, mai humps, mai lovely lady lumps!Check it out~♥" And this really hot dude jus came over and was all like, "Whatcha' gonna' do with all that junk inside dat trunk?! " And I was likeH EM GEE!He's so hotness~♥ And then I acted all casual-like and was like, "lolwut?!" And he was all like "Jus go with da flo, babez~(Not rlly like dat but close) And I was all like, "Imma' get u drunk, get u luv drunk off mai hump~" And this DJ friend of his was all like, "Mix yo' milk wif mai coco puffz, milky milky riiiiigggghhhhttt?" And I was about to bitchslap him for getn' all up on me and then- "They say I'm really sexy dem boyz dey wanna sex me~" These two bitchez be bumpin' me out of da way wif their fat arses!And then he was gettin up on dem and the hot dude started joinin' him and didn't look at me all!It felt like mai ipod was ripped out of mai ears and shoved down mai throat! DX Grah!Dam dem bishez~